So, a little buddy of mine from after school playtime and I had the following conversation.
(Also, he had pinned me down on my back on the floor and was sitting on me.)
Little dude: "I'm going to give you a kiss!"
(He gives me a kiss on the cheek)
LD: "But you can't tell anyone!"
Me: "Ok."
LD: "Not even your wife!"
Me: "Ok? Not even my wife."
LD: "Also, Molly is my girlfriend."
Me: "Aww, that's cute. Are you a good boyfriend?"
LD: "Yes! But you can't tell anyone that either!"
Me: "Got it."
LD: "Not even your wife, ok?!"
Me: "I will not tell my wife."
That kid either thought I was a dude, is confused about husband/wife wordage or is very perceptive. Yeah, he probably thought I was a dude.
