(I wrote this on St. Patrick's Day but forgot to post it, oops.)
So, I'm working at my office today. This sucks for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that I have had some epic St. Patty's Days in the past few years.
Highlights:
+ shots pre-7am
+ drinking in class
+ car bombs galore
+ falling asleep before noon, only to be woken up 30 minutes later
+ chain smoking on the stoop
+ watching Boondock Saints
+ being completely blacked out in the dining hall
+ cookies to the UPS man... "thank you green woman!"
+ the year I got too high to really enjoy St. Patrick's Day
+ never quite being able to make it to the Boston parade
Being a grown up is balls.
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