[Ellie, one of my cats (obvi), jumps over to me on the couch and rubs her head all over the book I'm reading.]
Me: "Ellie, you know what? I'm reading here. I am not going to pet you right now."
[Ellie purrs and continues rubbing her face on my book.]
Me: "Everything is not about you, okay? Right now, I'm reading and I want to keep doing that. So, sorry."
[Ellie meows loudly and looks at me.]
Me: "I mean, do you ever wake up and say, 'Hey Jenna, do you maybe want to be scratched on your face or on your head?' Which I know you know I like. [Pause while Ellie keeps purring, loudly.] No, you have never done that once. Not ever."
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